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bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

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tyl3rwyl3r:

strider69:

so my friend told me today, “you’re not forever alone, you’re forever available”

and i just

This is so much better it’s ridiculous.

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krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

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ghdos:

ghdos:

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ghdos:

flowersundefiled:

lovecy:

i will forever reblog this

he’s like “i will have NONE of ur shit today!”

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!

Did this nigga just excused himself? lol

I know I just reblogged this but this shit gets funnier every time I look at it.

“Bitch, why is you touching me? You know what? I can’t deal with no more. I’m outta here. I ain’t got time for this fuckshit.”

This is STILL hilarious to me.

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tpolisher:

The force is strong with this one.

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